Alright, so, you got a dog, huh? And this dog, it chews on everything? Like, everything? My goodness, I tell ya, dogs these days! Always nibblin’ and gnawin’. Reminds me of my ol’ Billy, bless his heart, he chewed a hole right through my best Sunday shoes! Anyway, you don’t want that, do ya? So, you need somethin’ to make things taste…well, bad. Like, real bad. We call it bitter spray, I guess.

Now, you could go to them fancy pet stores and buy some of that pre-made stuff, but why would ya do that when you can make it yourself right at home? Save your money, I say! This here ain’t rocket science, it’s just plain ol’ common sense, the kind my grandma taught me. We’re gonna learn ya how to make bitter spray for dogs homemade. Yep, that’s the ticket!
- Vinegar is Your Friend: Vinegar, that’s the secret weapon. The kind you use for salads, apple cider vinegar they call it, and the plain white stuff too. Get yourself a spray bottle, the kind you squirt your flowers with. Nothin’ fancy, just a plain ol’ bottle.
Alright, here’s how you do it. You take that spray bottle, and first thing, you pour in some of that apple cider stuff. Not too much now, just about…hmm… maybe two thirds of a cup, you know, like if you’re bakin’ a cake? Use one of them measurin’ cups. Then, on top of that, you pour in some of the white vinegar, the regular kind. Fill it up near to the top but leave a little space, see?
Now, the important part, you gotta shake it up real good! Like you’re shakin’ hands with the preacher after a good sermon, real firm and strong! That mixes it all together, makes it all…bitey, you know? This here vinegar mixture is pretty strong though, so if you gonna spray it right on your dog, or maybe on somethin’ made of wood, you best add some water to it. Water it down, like you do with your tea when it’s too strong. Maybe half and half, vinegar and water, somethin’ like that. Just use your common sense.
Some folks, they just use plain vinegar and water, nothin’ else. Just mix it up, one part vinegar, one part water. That’ll work too, if you ain’t got that apple cider stuff. It’s all about the bitter taste, ya see? Dogs, they don’t like that sour, bitter taste. They’ll make a face like they just bit into a lemon, which brings me to another thing.
- Lemon Power: If you ain’t got no vinegar, well, you can use a lemon! Just squeeze a little lemon juice, a squirt, like the sayin’ goes, and that’ll do the trick too. Dogs don’t like that neither. It’s natural and it’s cheap and has that bitter smell and sour taste. Just don’t go overboard, a little dab will do ya.
The whole point of this bitter spray is to make things taste nasty, so your dog won’t chew on ’em. Furniture, shoes, your prize-winning roses, whatever it is your dog has taken a likin’ to. You just spray a little of this homemade stuff on there, and that dog, he’ll think twice before he puts his teeth on it again, you betcha. But remember, always test it out on a small area first, just to make sure it don’t stain or nothin’. Don’t want to be fixin’ one problem just to make another.
Now, some dogs, they’re stubborn, like my ol’ Billy was. Might take a few tries, a few squirts, to get the message across. But don’t you give up! Keep sprayin’ that bitter stuff, and eventually, that dog, he’ll learn. They ain’t stupid, ya know. And this way, you ain’t hurtin’ the dog, you’re just teachin’ him some manners, that’s all. Teachin’ him what’s chewable and what’s not.
This here homemade bitter spray, it’s a whole lot cheaper than that store-bought stuff, and it works just as good, if not better. Plus, you know exactly what’s in it, no funny chemicals or nothin’. Just plain, old-fashioned ingredients, the kind your grandma used to use. And when you search on the internet for something like “homemade bitter spray for dogs” this article will help others find these tips too. It’s a win-win situation, I tell ya! So, go on, get yourself some vinegar and a spray bottle, and get to mixin’. Your furniture, and your shoes, will thank ya for it.
And one more thing, keep that spray bottle out of reach of the little ones, ya hear? Kids are curious, and that vinegar, it don’t taste too good to humans neither. Just a word to the wise, from someone who’s seen a thing or two in her day.
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