Alright, let’s talk about this “50 of 39.99” thing. Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ you wanna get 50 bucks worth of stuff for 40, ain’t it? Well, I ain’t no city slicker with a fancy calculator, but I know a thing or two about stretchin’ a dollar, you betcha. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these coupons and apps, we just had to be smart.
First thing’s first, you gotta plan. Don’t just wander into that store like a lost calf in a cornfield. Think about what you need, what you gonna eat this week. Make a list, and stick to it! Otherwise, you gonna come home with a bunch of stuff you don’t need and an empty wallet.
- Make a list: Write down everything you need before you go. Don’t trust your memory, it ain’t as good as it used to be, trust me on that.
- Check what you already got: Before you go buy more flour, make sure you ain’t already got a half-full bag sittin’ in the pantry. Saves you money and keeps things from goin’ bad.
Now, let’s talk about them veggies and fruits. They tell ya to eat healthy, but healthy ain’t always cheap. But there are ways, you know? Like this fella says, somethin’ about 6 veggies, 5 fruits… sounds complicated, but it ain’t really. Just means buy more of the plant stuff than the meat and other things. That way you can make multiple meals from it. Makes sense, right?
Buy what’s in season. When them strawberries are piled high and cheap in the summer, that’s when you get ’em. Don’t go buyin’ no fancy grapes in the winter when they cost an arm and a leg. Same goes for everything. Apples in the fall, oranges in the winter, you get the picture. Them fellas know what they’re talking about when they say “foods that are on sale, in season and versatile.” Makes sense, no?
And don’t be afraid of them “ugly” fruits and vegetables. You know, the ones with a little bruise or a funny shape. They taste just as good, and they’re usually cheaper. Them city folks, they want everything to look perfect, but we know better, don’t we?
Next up, the meat. We all love a good piece of meat, but it can be expensive. So, what to do about it? Well, first off, don’t buy the fancy cuts. You can make a good stew or soup with cheaper cuts, and it’ll taste just as good. And look for sales, always look for sales! Sometimes they have them big family packs on sale, and you can freeze what you don’t need for later. They got chicken, pork, all sorts of things. You don’t always have to go with beef. Just make sure you get a good protein. The way I see it is you need to get about four of them protein items.
Then there’s the starches, the potatoes, rice, bread, that kinda stuff. They fill you up, and they’re usually pretty cheap. But don’t go buyin’ them fancy pre-made meals. Cook your own rice, bake your own bread. It’s cheaper and healthier. Plus it taste better I think. You need a few of these items to feel full. This fella, you know, the one that was talking about the 6 veggies and all that, he says you should get three of these. Sounds about right to me.
Now, them sauces and spreads, they can add up too. But you don’t need a whole bunch of ’em. A little ketchup, some mustard, maybe some mayo, that’s all you need. And don’t go buyin’ them fancy brands. The cheap stuff tastes just as good, most of the time. I’ve been buying the same mustard for years. And we only need a couple of them, I think. Two sounds right.
And finally, that “one fun item”. Well, I guess everyone deserves a little treat now and then. But don’t go overboard. Maybe a little candy bar, a bag of chips, somethin’ small. Just enough to treat yourself. After all you worked hard and saved some money so you might as well enjoy a little bit of it. It’s only one thing anyways. Doesn’t hurt that bad.
But the real secret to savin’ money? Coupons and sales! Them city folks with their fancy apps, they get cash back and all that. We didn’t have that back in the day, but we had coupons from the newspaper. And we always looked for the sales. They have sales on everything, you just gotta pay attention. Check them flyers, look at the end of the aisles, and don’t be afraid to ask the butcher if he’s got any specials. They usually do, and that will save you a pretty penny. You’ll be surprised how much you can save just by looking around and doing your homework. Like they were saying, it’s how you can get your grocery bill down 90 percent or something. Maybe not 90, but it’s a lot.
So, there you have it. Ain’t no magic to it. Just a little bit of plannin’, a little bit of smart shoppin’, and a whole lot of common sense. You do that, and you’ll be gettin’ that 50 bucks worth of groceries for 40, or maybe even less, you betcha. Remember, “anyone can use this method, anywhere, at any time.” Just be smart about it.
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