Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout them cookie dog collar things. My grandbaby, she’s always on that internet thing, showed me some pictures. Says it’s all the rage, these collars with little cookies on ’em. Now, I ain’t never heard of such a thing, but it got me thinkin’.
My old dog, Buster, he’s a good boy, but he just got a plain old collar. Nothin’ fancy. These cookie dog collar things, they got all sorts of colors and, like I said, little cookies all over ’em. Some look like them chocolate chip cookies, you know? The kind you get at the store. And some look like them sugar cookies, all decorated for Christmas.
I reckon if you’re gonna get a cookie dog collar, you gotta make sure it fits your dog. Don’t want it too tight, chokin’ the poor thing. And not too loose, neither, or they’ll slip right out of it. Gotta find that sweet spot. Just right for that cookie dog collar.
- Gotta be strong, too. My Buster, he pulls somethin’ fierce when he sees a squirrel. Wouldn’t want that cookie dog collar snappin’ in two.
- And I seen some with them little bells on ’em. Jingle, jangle. Might be good if your dog likes to wander. You can always hear where they are if you have a bell on that cookie dog collar.
- Some even got a place to put your name and number, in case they get lost. That’s mighty useful, especially for them cookie dog collar ones. I always worry when Buster takes too long to come back.
Now, I don’t know where you get these cookie dog collar things. My grandbaby, she said somethin’ ’bout Amazon. Sounds like some jungle, if you ask me. But she says you can get anything on there, even a cookie dog collar. And Chewy, too. Sounds like a dog treat, that one. But they sell all sorts of pet things, she says, including them cookie dog collar things.
They got all kinds, she showed me. Pink ones, blue ones, even them rainbow ones. And with them cookies, some look like real cookies! Almost makes you wanna take a bite, but you shouldn’t! It’s for the dogs, these cookie dog collar ones. It ain’t real food, you see.
They even got them cookie dog collar ones for holidays. Like Christmas. She showed me one with little gingerbread men on it. And snowflakes. Looked real festive. Could get one for your dog for Christmas, I suppose. Make ’em look all fancy for the family get-together.
And you can get other things to match, she says. Leashes, they call ’em. Long ropes to hold onto your dog. They got cookie dog collar leashes, too, with the same little cookies on ’em. So your dog can be all matchy-matchy. Don’t know why you’d want that, but some folks like it, I guess. These cookie dog collar leashes are good for walking the dog.
And get this, they even got little… what did she call ’em? Key fobs? Little things you put your keys on. And they got cookie dog collar key fobs, too! So you can match your dog. Seems a bit much to me, but hey, to each their own. If you want a cookie dog collar and matching stuff, you can have it.
I asked my grandbaby, “Why would anyone want a cookie dog collar?” And she said, “Because they’re cute, Grandma!” Well, I guess they are kinda cute. In a silly sort of way. And I suppose it makes people happy to see their dog all dressed up in a cookie dog collar.
I’m still thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one for old Buster. He’s a good boy, deserves somethin’ special. Maybe one of them Christmas cookie dog collar ones. He might like that. Or maybe just a plain one with them chocolate chip cookies. He loves them chocolate chip cookies, always tryin’ to sneak one when I’m bakin’. Maybe a cookie dog collar will keep him happy. It reminds him of the real cookies. He is a good boy.
But you gotta make sure they are good quality, these cookie dog collar things. Don’t want some cheap thing that’s gonna fall apart. And gotta be comfortable for the dog. You don’t want your dog to be uncomfortable because of some cookie dog collar, right? It’s for them, not us, really. But if you have a dog, you should think about it. A cookie dog collar might be good for your dog. It’s a good gift for them.
Well, that’s all I know ’bout them cookie dog collar things. Just somethin’ I heard folks talkin’ ’bout. Might be worth lookin’ into, if you got a dog. Or if you just like cookies, I suppose. But remember, they ain’t real cookies! Don’t go eatin’ your dog’s cookie dog collar! They’re for dogs, not for people!
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