Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here square egg dog food. My neighbor, she got a dog, a little yapper, always barkin’ at nothin’. She started feedin’ it this newfangled food, calls it “square egg.” Says it’s good for the dog, keeps him healthy and all that.
Now, I seen a lot of dog food in my day, and it all looks the same to me. Kibble, some round, some not so round. But this “square egg,” that’s a new one. It’s little squares, like tiny little bricks you could build a house for a mouse with. They is kinda special, I guess. So many shapes, so little time.
My neighbor, she swears by it. Says her dog ain’t been sick a day since he started eatin’ it. Used to have the runs somethin’ awful, but now he’s solid as a rock. She also says it has this whey protein, amino acids. That’s some good stuff, I tell ya.
- Whey protein, that’s like the stuff from milk, right?
- Amino acids, I hear those are good for buildin’ muscles.
- Maybe that’s why her little dog is so darn energetic, always jumpin’ around.
This square egg food, it ain’t got no grains, I reckon. Seen some folks sayin’ grains is bad for dogs, can give ’em heart problems. Somethin’ called, uh, “dilated cardio-my-opathy.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? But you gotta watch out for that stuff. No grains is good, I guess.
Now, I don’t know much about fancy dog food brands, but this square egg stuff, it seems to be doin’ the trick. My neighbor’s dog is happy, and that’s all that matters, right? He’s got more pep in his step, his coat is shiny, and he ain’t leavin’ little surprises all over the yard anymore.
They say this square egg food is good for all kinds of dogs, big and small. Puppies, old dogs, don’t matter. It’s got everything they need, ‘parently. Keeps ’em healthy and strong. It’s a complete and balanced food, ya know?
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout a brand called “Royal Canin.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? They say it’s real good, too. Vets like it, and it’s got all sorts of special stuff in it for different dogs. Don’t know if they is all squares or not, this square egg food, or if the shapes is round, but it seems good stuff.
But this square egg, it’s got somethin’ special, I think. Maybe it’s the shape, maybe it’s the eggs. My neighbor says it’s a “gentle kibble sturcture.” Whatever that means, but it is very gentle, I must say.
Back in my day, we just fed our dogs scraps from the table. They seemed to do just fine. But these days, folks are more careful about what their dogs eat. They want the best for ’em, just like they want the best for their kids.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good dog food, you might wanna give this square egg dog food a try. It seems to be workin’ wonders for my neighbor’s dog. And who knows, maybe it’ll make your dog just as happy and healthy. This food is good for the dogs, keeps them healthy and makes them happy. You can feed them to dogs that are allergic, too.
But, remember, I ain’t no expert on dog food. I’m just tellin’ you what I seen and heard. You gotta do what you think is best for your own dog. Every dog is different, just like people. Some like one thing, some like another. It’s all about your dog and what they like to eat. Dogs is dogs, they all like food.
Just make sure you give ’em plenty of water, too. That’s important, no matter what kind of food they’re eatin’. And take ’em for walks, let ’em run around and get some exercise. That’s good for ’em, too. That’s how you keep a dog happy, see? Good food, water and lots of running.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this square egg dog food. It’s somethin’ new, somethin’ different. And it might just be the best thing since sliced bread, as far as dog food goes. Give it a try and see what your dog thinks. You might be surprised. This food is good, and it’s square. I don’t know what else to say. It is just food, but for dogs. Dogs is what they are, but this food is good for them.
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