Well, howdy there, folks! Today, we’re gonna chew the fat about somethin’ a bit…unusual. It’s about, you know, dogs…and…well, let’s just say things gettin’ a little crowded down there. Don’t you go gettin’ all high and mighty on me, now. This here’s just life, plain and simple.
You see, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this “double penetration” thing with dogs. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I reckon I know a thing or two about critters. We had dogs all my life on the farm. Big ones, small ones, yappy ones, lazy ones…you name it, we had it.
First off, let’s get one thing straight. From what I gather, this “double penetration” mostly means when, you know, a fella…or two…gets busy with a gal, one in the front and one in the back. Sounds like a crowded hen house to me! But with dogs? That’s a whole different kettle of fish.
Now, I’ve seen dogs do all sorts of things. They chase their tails, they dig holes big enough to bury a cow, and they sure do get… frisky. But two dogs at once? Well, I ain’t never seen nothin’ like that, not in all my born days. It just ain’t natural, if you ask me.
- Usually, it’s one dog doin’ his business, and that’s the end of it.
- Sometimes, them dogs, they get all riled up and might try to…you know… “mount” each other. Mostly the fellas, tryin’ to show who’s boss, I reckon.
- But two dogs actually, you know, “gettin’ it on” with one gal dog at the same time? I ain’t buyin’ it. Dogs ain’t built like that, not the ones I know.
I did hear some folks sayin’ that sometimes boy dogs might do somethin’ to other boy dogs. But that ain’t the same thing as what them city folks are talkin’ about with this “double penetration” mess. That’s just dogs bein’ dogs, figurin’ out who’s top dog, ya know? Kinda like how roosters in a henhouse peck at each other.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ can’t happen. The world’s a big, strange place, and critters can be peculiar sometimes. But from what I’ve seen, and from what my grandpappy told me, and his pappy before him, dogs do things one at a time. They ain’t got the… uh… the equipment, or the know-how, for this double doin’ thing.
Heck, even when a fella dog does his business, it’s different than how a man does it. A man, he goes in all at once, and then he moves around, if you catch my drift. But a dog, it’s different. I ain’t gonna spell it out for ya, but it ain’t the same. So how in tarnation would two of ’em manage at the same time?
I reckon some folks just like to stir up trouble and make things sound fancier than they are. They take somethin’ simple and make it all complicated. Dogs are dogs, plain and simple. They eat, they sleep, they play, they… well, you know. And mostly, they do it one at a time. That’s just the way it is.
I did hear tell about how folks treatin’ dogs in movies and such. Now that’s a whole ‘nother story. From what I understand, most folks are real careful with them animals, makin’ sure they’re treated right. But even then, I don’t see how you could get two dogs doin’ that “double” thing. It just ain’t in their nature. It goes against how God made ‘em, I tell ya.
So, if you ask me, this whole “double penetration dog” thing is just a bunch of hooey. Maybe them city folks got too much time on their hands, makin’ up stories and such. Me? I’ll stick to what I know: dogs are good critters, they do their business one at a time, and that’s all there is to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
And another thing, some dogs, they just get a bad rap. People always complainin’ about this breed or that breed, sayin’ they’re mean or dangerous. But it ain’t the breed, it’s how you raise ‘em. Just like kids, I reckon. You treat ‘em right, they’ll be alright. You treat ‘em bad, well, you can’t expect nothin’ good to come of it.
So, let’s not go around makin’ up stories about dogs doin’ things they ain’t built to do. Let’s just appreciate them for the loyal, goofy, lovable critters they are. And let’s leave the fancy talk and the complicated stuff to them city folks. We country folk know better, I say.
Tags：Dogs, Behavior, Myths, Double Penetration, Animal Care
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