Alright, let’s talk about snack doggy, whatever that means. Sounds kinda funny, like feedin’ a dog treats or somethin’. But from what I hear, it’s got somethin’ to do with… well, you know… bein’ close with someone.

Now, I ain’t no expert on this stuff, mind you. Back in my day, things were different. We didn’t have all these fancy words and ways of doin’ things. But times change, I guess. So, if you’re lookin’ to, uh, “snack doggy” or whatever, here’s what I gathered from listenin’ to folks and watchin’ a bit of that TV stuff.
First off, it seems like you gotta find yourself a… a partner, I suppose. Like, someone you wanna be, you know, real close with. Nowadays, they got all these ways of findin’ someone. They got these “dating apps,” they call ’em. Sounds complicated to me. Back then, you just met someone at the market or the church social. But these apps, they got pictures and stuff, and you can talk to folks before you even see ’em in person. I heard of one called OkCupid, and another one called . They say you can find all sorts on there – people lookin’ for friends, people lookin’ for somethin’ more… you get the picture. There’s even places online where you can just, like, put up an ad sayin’ what you’re lookin’ for. Like that Oodle Classifieds place. And some of these places, they say they’re free, like for folks in Owensboro or somethin’. Don’t cost a dime, they say.
Anyways, once you find someone, then comes the… the “snack doggy” part, I reckon. Now, from what I can tell, it’s got somethin’ to do with… how you position yourselves. I heard tell of somethin’ called “flat doggy”, which sounds like you’re both layin’ down. They say it’s good if you don’t wanna do too much work, which, let me tell ya, sounds alright to me at my age. Then there’s just plain old “doggy style”, which I guess is more… energetic. The fella’s apparently in charge, and the gal… well, she just enjoys the ride, so they say.
And it seems like there’s all sorts of ways to make it… more interestin’. They talk about “foreplay” and “props.” Foreplay, I guess, is like gettin’ warmed up, you know? And props… well, I ain’t even gonna go there. Seems like young folks these days got all sorts of gadgets and toys for this stuff. We didn’t have nothin’ like that. We just had… well, each other. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
- Findin’ a partner: Use them datin’ apps or meet someone the old-fashioned way.
- Pickin’ a position: Flat doggy for easy goin’, regular doggy for somethin’ more lively.
- Spice it up: Foreplay and maybe some… “props” if you’re into that.
Now, I also heard tell that this “doggy” stuff ain’t just about, you know, that. Sometimes it’s just about cuddlin’ up and bein’ close. Like a dog snugglin’ up to its owner, I guess. That’s nice, ain’t it? Just bein’ comfortable and warm with someone you care about.
And speakin’ of dogs, let’s not forget about givin’ our furry friends some snacks too! They like treats just like we do, I reckon. Strawberries, watermelon, bananas, even pumpkin and peanut butter – all good for ‘em, I hear. But don’t go overboard, mind you. Just a little bit now and then. And remember, grown-up dogs only need one good meal a day, maybe two if that’s what they like. And when they get old, like me, they need somethin’ with less protein. Just gotta take care of them, that’s all.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this “snack doggy” business. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I hope I helped a little. Just remember to be safe, be respectful, and most importantly, have a good time. Life’s too short to be worryin’ too much, ain’t it?
And if you’re ever confused about anything, they say you can just “Google” it. Seems like that internet thing knows just about everything these days. Lord have mercy, I still can’t figure out how it all works. But hey, as long as it helps folks find what they’re lookin’ for, I guess it’s alright.
Anyway, I gotta go now. Got chores to do and dinner to make. You young folks have fun, and don’t forget to call your grandma sometimes!
And remember, this internet thing is a big place, so be careful out there. Plenty of fish in the sea, they say. And if you’re a woman lookin’ for a good man, well, there are plenty of them out there too. Just gotta know where to look and what you’re lookin’ for. Someone who matches your way of thinkin’ and can open your world to new things, you know?

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